Stupid criminals 2011- Stupid criminals moves into the area of Stupid Work Policies that the courts may have to waste time nullifying. Let's take it from the top stupid criminals 2011.From negligent parents, shoplifters leave kids at walmart, to disgruntled customers, drunk woman bikini wax iowa city, to terrible dog sitters, joan zalk + chihuahua, there's never a shortage of not-so-bright criminals.
Portland, Oregon
The story: A burglary suspect told his side of the story after he was caught watching TV on someone else's couch. jason bastrom + punched out
Jackson, Mississippi
The story: A 61-year-old woman was nabbed after cops say she called and texted them, judy weible called police, to set up a drug deal. She allegedly selling judy weible + hydrocodone tablets
Portland, Oregon
The story: Police raided a home, portland + meth lab, 19 grams of marijuana, 10 grams of heroin, 190 pills and $4,143 in cash + shotgun, after a neighbor sent them a flier that had been posted. Heroin for sale sign
Riverside illinois
The story: Police showed up at a 38-year-old man's house after he posted a "creative writing project", Douglas J. Martin holding ex-girlfriend prisoner on Facebook. Douglas J. Martin + marijuana, heroin and drug paraphernalia
Louisville, Kentucky
The story: Police said a young couple fled Wal-Mart, Michael S. Kaufman + Kelsey Grobmeier + shoplifting, but left something very important, Children left + Michael S. Kaufman + Kelsey Grobmeier, behind. Sadly, this isn't the first time, Amy Kapetanious and Daniel shelton baby at walmart, this happened.
Bainbridge, OH
The story: A 28-year-old woman is accused of leading cops on a high-speed chase, topless high speed chase, wearing not much more than a G-string. Get the latest news, erin holdsworth, on her case.
Gainesville florida
The story: A Florida woman is accused of stealing a cash register, erica denise phillips + cash register, that turned out to be worth more than its contents. erica denise phillip cash register quarter
Cumming georgia
The story: Apparently forgetting about surveillance cameras, a man robbed a bank, filter bank robber, using a common household item, filter bank robber, to hide his face. furnace filter bank robber got away
Nebo north carolina
The story: A 35-year-old woman was charged with selling drugs after police said she set up a drug deal by texting with the wrong person. Amy Leigh Brown + sheriff's deputy
Monroe louisiana
The story: A 23-year-old man told police he paraded in a skimpy piece of women's clothing, brandon ames + woman's thong, to win a bet. Brandon ames $300 bet
College Station, Texas
The story: A Texas student is accused of giving a friend phony bills, dustin dominique aleman + state jail felony forgery of a financial instrument, to use in their high school cafeteria. Dustin dominique aleman + two counterfeit bills
Salina, Kansas
The story: Police say a 21-year-old man broke into a store, man stole empty dvd cases, and rode off on his bike, but didn't quite get what he was after. head of a sledge hammer tied to a rope empty DVD cases
Boulder colorado
The story: A dog sitter was charged, joan zalk + animal cruelty, after shocked fellow drivers said they saw her leading a small dog, chihuahua, down the street while driving her car. joan zalk + dog needed to walk at least three miles a day or ballistic
The story: A man returned from a trip to find that intruders had made themselves at home, burglars wash dog, Somebody done wash the dog in my house, while he was gone. Burglars wash dog left camera with pictures
Wichita kansas
The story: A Kansas man reportedly called police, Ahmed Hasnain + escorts, because he was upset about the number of escorts that showed up at his motel room. Ahmed Hasnain just wanted a refund
Chicago, Illinois
The story: A 24-year-old Wisconsin man, who has since been linked, christopher parker eau claire burglaries, to other crimes, was arrested on several charges, christopher parker arrested chicago + felony attempted bribery. after police say he tried to bribe them, christopher parker police $100,000. I watch Gangland and I came to the South Side of Chicago to act like a big baller
Denver, Colorado
The story: Two men dressed as clowns who robbed a jewelry store probably weren't laughing when they got home. clowns steal fake jewelry
Iowa city iowa
The story: A woman was charged with intoxication and assault, iowa city woman snapped towel at employee, after she was refused a bikini wax at a salon. Anna Katherine Bacon-Silveira running by police station
Daytona Beach, Florida
The story: A 23-year-old baby sitter was charged, Keyona Nicole Davis + facing child neglect charge, after police caught her putting an 8-month-old baby in a dangerous situation. Keyona Nicole Davis + It's not like they give you a handbook excuse
Jason Leon Bastrom + criminal trespass
When: Oct. 30, 2011Portland, Oregon
The story: A burglary suspect told his side of the story after he was caught watching TV on someone else's couch. jason bastrom + punched out
Judy Weible called police
When: Oct. 18, 2011Jackson, Mississippi
The story: A 61-year-old woman was nabbed after cops say she called and texted them, judy weible called police, to set up a drug deal. She allegedly selling judy weible + hydrocodone tablets
Heroin for sale sign
When: Oct. 18, 2011Portland, Oregon
The story: Police raided a home, portland + meth lab, 19 grams of marijuana, 10 grams of heroin, 190 pills and $4,143 in cash + shotgun, after a neighbor sent them a flier that had been posted. Heroin for sale sign
Douglas Martin + kidnapping post leads to drug bust
When: Oct. 17, 2011Riverside illinois
The story: Police showed up at a 38-year-old man's house after he posted a "creative writing project", Douglas J. Martin holding ex-girlfriend prisoner on Facebook. Douglas J. Martin + marijuana, heroin and drug paraphernalia
Shoplifters leave kids in Wal-Mart
When: Oct. 12, 2011Louisville, Kentucky
The story: Police said a young couple fled Wal-Mart, Michael S. Kaufman + Kelsey Grobmeier + shoplifting, but left something very important, Children left + Michael S. Kaufman + Kelsey Grobmeier, behind. Sadly, this isn't the first time, Amy Kapetanious and Daniel shelton baby at walmart, this happened.
Topless woman high-speed chase
When: Oct. 11, 2011Bainbridge, OH
The story: A 28-year-old woman is accused of leading cops on a high-speed chase, topless high speed chase, wearing not much more than a G-string. Get the latest news, erin holdsworth, on her case.
Erica Denise Phillips + cash register
When: Oct. 10, 2011Gainesville florida
The story: A Florida woman is accused of stealing a cash register, erica denise phillips + cash register, that turned out to be worth more than its contents. erica denise phillip cash register quarter
Furnace filter bank robbery
When: Oct. 10, 2011Cumming georgia
The story: Apparently forgetting about surveillance cameras, a man robbed a bank, filter bank robber, using a common household item, filter bank robber, to hide his face. furnace filter bank robber got away
Amy Leigh Brown texts deputy
When: Oct. 6, 2011Nebo north carolina
The story: A 35-year-old woman was charged with selling drugs after police said she set up a drug deal by texting with the wrong person. Amy Leigh Brown + sheriff's deputy
Brandon Ames thong church
When: Oct. 5, 2011Monroe louisiana
The story: A 23-year-old man told police he paraded in a skimpy piece of women's clothing, brandon ames + woman's thong, to win a bet. Brandon ames $300 bet
College Station + dollar bill + cafeteria
When: Oct. 3, 2011College Station, Texas
The story: A Texas student is accused of giving a friend phony bills, dustin dominique aleman + state jail felony forgery of a financial instrument, to use in their high school cafeteria. Dustin dominique aleman + two counterfeit bills
Man steals empty DVD cases
When: Sept. 20, 2011Salina, Kansas
The story: Police say a 21-year-old man broke into a store, man stole empty dvd cases, and rode off on his bike, but didn't quite get what he was after. head of a sledge hammer tied to a rope empty DVD cases
Joan Zalk + Chihuahua
When: Sept. 16, 2011Boulder colorado
The story: A dog sitter was charged, joan zalk + animal cruelty, after shocked fellow drivers said they saw her leading a small dog, chihuahua, down the street while driving her car. joan zalk + dog needed to walk at least three miles a day or ballistic
Burglars wash dog
When: September 2011The story: A man returned from a trip to find that intruders had made themselves at home, burglars wash dog, Somebody done wash the dog in my house, while he was gone. Burglars wash dog left camera with pictures
Ahmed Hasnain + prostitutes
When: Aug. 31, 2011Wichita kansas
The story: A Kansas man reportedly called police, Ahmed Hasnain + escorts, because he was upset about the number of escorts that showed up at his motel room. Ahmed Hasnain just wanted a refund
Christopher Parker "Gangland" arrest
When: Aug. 24, 2011Chicago, Illinois
The story: A 24-year-old Wisconsin man, who has since been linked, christopher parker eau claire burglaries, to other crimes, was arrested on several charges, christopher parker arrested chicago + felony attempted bribery. after police say he tried to bribe them, christopher parker police $100,000. I watch Gangland and I came to the South Side of Chicago to act like a big baller
Clown robbers
When: Aug. 24, 2011Denver, Colorado
The story: Two men dressed as clowns who robbed a jewelry store probably weren't laughing when they got home. clowns steal fake jewelry
Drunken woman + bikini wax + Iowa City
When: Aug. 22, 2011Iowa city iowa
The story: A woman was charged with intoxication and assault, iowa city woman snapped towel at employee, after she was refused a bikini wax at a salon. Anna Katherine Bacon-Silveira running by police station
Baby stroller in back of truck
When: Aug. 17, 2011Daytona Beach, Florida
The story: A 23-year-old baby sitter was charged, Keyona Nicole Davis + facing child neglect charge, after police caught her putting an 8-month-old baby in a dangerous situation. Keyona Nicole Davis + It's not like they give you a handbook excuse
